Overheard from an old farmhouse… not so far away… 

Honey?  If you go out tomorrow, will you pick up some noodles?

You say you want a poodle?

No. I just thought you might be going to the store. 

You want me to open the door? For the dog?

NOT dog you old fool. I didn’t say a thing about a dog.

The hog…. the hog needs feeding?

No. Don’t feed the hog. Oh forget it it. But now that you mention it, the chickens need some feed.

You say you think you peed?

ARRGGHHHH. NO. Go out to the chicken coop!

You need help going poop?

Oh my word. Forget it. I think this started because I need some noodles.

Well. Honey that is sweet of you to ask. I would love to have some Streudel…..  I love you.

Heaven help me. 

“That’s how you know you love someone, I guess, when you can’t experience anything without wishing the other person were there to see it, too.” ― Kaui Hart Hemmings