
Understatement. By definition, we know the understatement as this: The presentation of something….. as being smaller… or worse, or less important …. than it actually is.
Yep. Trivialized. Reserved.
Today, it rained here. UNDERSTATEMENT.
Holy pair of cows. Where is that Noah fellow when you need him? Yes, it rained here today. And rained, and rained, and rained.
I don’t know how many inches we got today, but I can’t remember see our pond THAT high, and overflowing that rapidly. Big water.
And that rain, gave me cause to write my first Country Western Song.
“I was out catching chickens in the rain.”
I know it will be a big hit. That too, is an understatement.
People will ask me at the Country People’s Choice Awards…. “Polly! How did you ever come up with the lyrics for “Catching Chickens in the Rain?” And I will have to tell them the long drawn out story…..
Which I am about to subject you to. Right here and now.
You see it was my big idea to fix our Orpington Chicken Area, into integrated condos. The baby-er New Hampshires are still much too small to mix in with the Orps. PLUS…. you have to do these things in stages.
So for the past couple of days, our friend Mike has been fixing the Kronenberger Chicken Ranch. Yesterday…. in the later afternoon… it was ALL ready. So bright and early, first thing…. I moved those four little New Hamps to their new abode…. from their confines of our garage Chicken Coopishness.
Oh… Happy Chickens. They loved it. They were scratching, and moonwalking all over the place. Like chickens do. Again. Understatement. Catching bugs and pecking the ground is Chicken Nirvana.
And then the rains came. And came. And came. At 5 p.m., I put on my rain slicker and walked out to assess the situation.
Oh… Unhappy Chickens. Everything was five inches under water… … … okay… maybe 1 inch. But nonetheless. They couldn’t even sit down in their new confines. (The Orpingtons had the nice wooden walled dry chicken coop)
So. We switched horses midstream. Literally. As a result… I had to go out in the pouring down rain… and catch four little chickens, while the Orpingtons watched from the safety and shelter of their coop. I moved the New Hampshires back to the garage, where Mike had quickly set up their old pen. Soggy chickens… no more. In fact… dry… Happy Chickens.
“And there you have it Taylor. That is where I got the idea.. for the song… now #1 on the billboard for 15 straight weeks. Who knew?”
As I am walking down the red carpet, while the flashes from the Paparazzi’s Cameras illuminate my skin, it will dawn on me….
1. Thank GOD we didn’t have miniature donkeys. Can you imagine me carrying four donkeys in the rain? And….
2. Sometimes in life… you have to take a different course.
It is true. There are times when you think you have a clearly defined path, or way, or purpose. But then something unforeseen happens. If you are lucky enough, smart enough, or aware enough, you realize that it might not be the right way. And that it is time to adjust the sails…. on a rainy day like today….. and head in a different direction.
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.– Ralph Waldo Emerson