Don’t Drool and Drive

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Life Lesson #32.  You never really know what’s on the road ahead.

A police officer pulls over a fast moving truck.  When he approaches the vehicle, he finds a dog behind the wheel of the car.

“Uhhhhhhh…. alright buddy.  What is your name and what is a dog doing driving a truck?”

“Waldo.  Chasing the cat. Was I speeding?

“As a matter of fact you were.   Now  why in the world does a dog need  a truck to chase a cat.”

“That’s what we do.  Dogs chase cats.”

“Yeah.  But with a truck?”

“It was the best I could do.  The cat’s driving a Corvette.”

“That’s enough. Put your paws behind your head.  You’re under arrest.”

“Stupid Cat.”

“A single event can awaken within us a stranger totally unknown to us. To live is to be slowly born.”  —  Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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