My invitation got lost in the mail. I am sure of it.

Do you ever have one of those days, when it feels like your invitation MUST have gotten lost in the mail… or your bread falls on the floor.. butter side down… twice.

You stubbed your toe on the invisible.  And your morning coffee went down the wrong pipe at breakfast… and you spit eggs out all over the table.. and couldn’t quit coughing?

Those days.

It seems like you say all the wrong things, get in the slowest line at the grocery, and lose your car keys.  Four times.

Yoda told me.. in that ONE movie.  “There is NO try.  You either do, or you do NOT.”  Well… it appears I am doing NOT all over the place.

All day long, bad decisions.  The Reuben was terrible…. I should have had the Pastrami and Chicken Liver Sandwich on the pretzel bun.

On days like this… I blame it on the stars.  The planets.  And especially on Uranus.  I chalk it up to the imperfections in my design.  Not by my choice, but because Saturn lined up with Mercury when I was born.

Or maybe I’m just having a bad case of indigestion.

Either way.  These are the days that Badluck Schleprock and Wednesday Addams are made of.

The good part of it is… I suppose… is that tomorrow is a new day.
I’ll try putting my left shoe on my left foot again….. and hope that will be a good start.

I guess Yoda was wrong.
You can try.

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious.  —  Stephen Hawking

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!  —  Dr. Seuss