In case you were wondering about this and that… I am here to tell you a thing or two…. this evening.

Now.  If you missed it…. you missed it.  But May 29th  is officially “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day“.  So until then… keep your dang pillow off of the refrigerator.  Or pay the consequences.

So then.  What will you do for fun?  Nip it.  Be afraid.  Cherophobia is the fear of fun.

Speaking of fun.  Summer brings lot of fun things to do.  You can be outdoors and enjoy the world a little.  Like Frisbee.  I love playing Frisbee.  BUT…. did you know?  The person who invented the Frisbee was cremated and made into frisbees after he died!  I hope I didn’t buy one.

And.  On those really hot summer days, when you think you can’t take another moment of the heat… remember this.  Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water. You are fine.

In fact… you are making saliva like crazy.  During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.  You are gross.

And… I don’t care if you did make enough saliva to fill two pools.  Here is the big rule… NO peeing in the pool.  But don’t tell that to our local goats.  Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.  You are not the only gross one around here.

Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.  THEY peed in the pool.   And it froze.

Okay.  Enough of that .  Let’s talk culture.  I love music.  I am listening to it right now.  But it can be dangerous…. apparently.  You see… about 8,000 Americans are injured by musical instruments each year.  I can only imagine.

Maybe you should give up playing the drums.  Especially if you are dieting.  If you really want to keep a good beat…  consider this.   Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.

Rat-a-tat-tat.

Rock on my friends.  Rock on.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.  —  Mitch Hedberg
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.  —  Robert Benchley