Hit your funny bone…

spontaneous

Yes…. on that day… they baked lots and lots of bread.  They wanted to make loafers.

AND…. they did it on the fly.

Yet… there are times when they will put on their fake Grizzly Paws… and do wood working projects.  That way… they can say they made it with their bear hands.

Tuesday of last… they decided to go to the ocean….. because a friend said the ocean “speaks to her.”  They waited on the beach for the ocean to say something … but it only waved.

In need of money… they decided to get a job at the Recycling Factory.  They had to use the Can-Crusher.  Not much fun… because…. it was SODA pressing.

On their way home.  They stopped at the grocery.  A girl in the store said she knew them from the Vegetarian Club.  But they had never met Herbivore.

They got home and walked through the garage.  They heard the the little ladder… say to the big ladder… “You are NOT my father.”  It must have been a step-ladder.

I feel like a dolphin and a fish.  I did all of this on porpoise.   So let minnow if you think it is funny.

 

A sense of humor… is needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.  —  Hugh Sidey

Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.  —  Mark Twain

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