We all need to laugh.  It is good for the soul.  It is good for your fish if you have sole.  In fact… I like to have a good belly-laugh.  But it takes a lot for me….

Hey, You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.

Maybe I shouldn’t tell any jokes tonight, because….. actually, I am not feeling very funny.

Let’s talk about Preble County and all our good farmers.  We have a lot of them…. here in this county, I’ll tell you.  Today…. I met a farmer in a field pretty near us.  He was with his cows…. and counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up…..he had 200.

Alright, alright.  A good friend of mine is the sheriff here in town.  And YES… we have a pretty good sized jail.  The other night… I was going up to talk something over with Sheriff Mike.  Just THEN….. there was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down, he sneered at me, and I thought……. well that’s a little condescending.

Also up at the jail was a guy they recently caught.  Did you hear about him.  He was The Mexican train killer? Well…. he had locomotives.

Okay, enough about the county.  Let’s talk about me.

You all know I love music.  Well… here’s a new deal.   I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.

Okay, enough of this silly soup.

It is getting late and I love to have a snack before bedtime.  Always fruit.  I love fruit.

Tonight… simply got away from me.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.