Only here. Or there.

ernie

Well.   You can travel the word abroad.  And you still will never, ever see it all.  In fact, once you come back home from traveling, you begin to notice more, right in your very own back yard.

We had one local psychic in town.  I thought I would go to her and see what she might SEE for me.  But dag nab it ….. The psychic went out of business. I wonder if she saw that coming.

While I was  in town, I saw a clown with balloons walking down the street.  I held the door open for that  clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

I also had to stop at the Butcher Shop and pick up some pastrami.  It was closed.  Evidently…..  the butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

Going into Eaton can be a bit challenging when it comes to parking.  So…. the City Council recently built a new garage.   The first week it opened there was a crime that happened in a parking garage.   It was wrong on so many levels.

Here is some other big news.  A nudist colony just opened up in the county.    Wouldn’t you know it?  A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

And… where else in the world could you go…. but little old Preble County… to find the most interesting (or perhaps scariest) Walmart on the planet…

…. AND, to find Ernie hanging out in the parking lot.

I think I am missing island life.

Where we love is home – home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.  —  Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

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