Sure.  I love my dogs…. but what if one got sick?
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard.  It is the best thing for a hot dog.

Now… we live out here on a few wide open acres, and we are thinking about getting some goats, and rabbits.
What do you call 10,000 rabbits walking backward, all in a row?
A receding hare line.

Speaking of where we live.  We used to have a home in Charleston, SC.  There are lots of pirate stories down there….
For instance.   Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can’t hit the high seas.

There are a lot of places to eat and drink in Charleston too….
Once….. Charles Dickens walked into a bar and asked for a drink.  The bartender said to him, “Okay buddy.  Olive or Twist?”

The weather is mostly decent in those parts.  People ride bikes everywhere!
What’s the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?  A tire.

Okay.  Enough of that.  How about this?  It is a fact that I love science.
So here is one for you.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they start talking.

Finally…. I am a big bird watcher.  But this…..
Two Robins were stuffed heavy with worms.  They waited on the ground to digest those worms…. before they would fly back to their nests.  Basking in the sun, they fell asleep.
A cat came along and ate them, thinking “Boy oh Boy!  Do I ever  love Baskin’ Robins.”

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