Well.  The Big Can Do is a No Can Do.

I don’t have the energy tonight to say a single thing.  So, I decided earlier this evening that I would check my stats for last night’s column.  And, if last night’s “readers” were “below” a certain number…. I would take this night off.

As the horse said to the unicorn… “Just what is the point?”

Or, consider this:  “The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.”