I just heard on the new this evening, that the United States is currently facing a huge shortage of bananas .

Apparently, the shortage is due to the massive increase in the clown population here.

In related news…. 43 clowns were arrested on I-75. All 43 were traveling southbound in a Volkswagen Beetle. They were cited for seatbelt violations and for throwing banana peels from the windows of the vehicle.

What a bunch of Bozos.

In yet other news… a circus clown was eaten by a lion on Tuesday.  When interviewed, the lion stated that the clown tasted funny.

Oh sure. It is all fun and games… until somebody gets hurt.

“Fun is Good.” – Dr. Seuss