Yep.  I am so tired tonight.  Too pooped to pop.  So…. all I can muster up is this photo of corn.

In case you didn’t know….. IT is a Corn Fluffy.  The thing on the top of the ear.  The thing that you shuck off before you shuck off the rest of the wrapper.  Oh… just shuck it all.

Ohhhh….  the corn ear.

Which makes me wonder… do ears of corn have lobes?  Or for that matter… do any of them want to be pierced when they get to be teenagers?

What about ear drums?  And if they DO have drums…  are they bass… or snare… or….

I bet there are Rock ’n’ Roll Corn Bands.   Like.  Maizey Cob and the Stalkers… or something.

Okay… maybe corn doesn’t have Bands.  But I bet you sure as shooting… they have a military.  Look how they are always standing around in rows.  Like little soldiers.  Do you know the highest ranking corn in the military?  Kernel.

Enough.  Like I said… I  am tired tonight.  No stories or wit for you.

But I will add this.   I DO like corn.  Corn is nice.  It never says bad words.  It just says… “Oh Shucks.”

Okay, seriously.  Just a picture of this corn.  And that is all.

Because…. my jokes about corn were so bad tonight… you might start accusing me of being a cereal killer.

“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be”  –   Marcel Pagnol