Well that’s the pot calling the kettle black, Maxine!

Seriously Frances…. it’s pretty bad.  What in the world have you been eating?

I can’t believe you have the nerve to stand there, and tell me that MY breath stinks?  Holy smokes you little rat-chaser…. your breath has smelled horrible since you lost those three teeth.  What’ that been… four or five years now?  Do I ever say anything to YOU about your breath?   Noooooooooooo….

France.  Don’t be so dang defensive.   Geez.  All I said was that you smelled a little ripe there buddy.

Fine.

Fine.

So… big Sis.  Are you gonna tell me what it was you ate?

Cow Dung.  Third time this week!  Gawd I love that stuff.

And you got mad when I called you Potty-Breath?  Frances, Frances, Frances…..

“Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.”  –   Spencer Johnson

“If it is not right, do not do it; if it is not true, do not say it.”  –   Marcus Aurelius