Here are some of my most profound life observations.

They have also become Creed-Like for me.

1. “Dunk a cookie twice and you are asking for it.”
I think this one speaks for itself.  I mean.  Really.

2.   Birds wear little wrist watches.  This is so they know when to eat.  And birds require a great deal to eat… because they are very ambulatory.  Because of such …. when they move around….

….Time Flies.

I tell this to my Mom all the time after I feed her bird feeders.  It makes her laugh.
Funny bird feeding.  Plant the seed.

3.  Most men with extremely hairy backs don’t believe in the Theory of Evolution.  I am not sure why this is true, but it is.  The hairier the back… the less THEY think they resemble apes.  Uhhhnnnnn…. is that a banana in your pocket?

4.  Don’t take candy from a baby.  Don’t take candy from a stranger.  Especially… don’t take candy from strange babies… or baby strangers.   This has a secondary benefit.  For those of you dieting, it will help cut calories.

5. There is more than one way to walk a dog.    Especially if the tail is wagging the dog.   But if the dog is wagging a white flag…. he needs water.  At which point, you should quit walking the dog.  No matter.

6.  Roller Coasters are not the things you put under couches legs, when you are trying to move furniture.  I learned this the hard way.

7.  And finally.. if you can’t say something nice about someone….. become a Radio Talk Show Host.  And put a Rush on it.

One more finally.  Creed-Like?  It is kind of like Serious Serious MoJo.

“ The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”  – Eden Phillpotts

“The essence of life is finding something you really love and then making the daily experience worthwhile.”  –   Denis Waitley