I sure have had some things on my mind today.

I like to ascertain things.    Some people prefer to find the truth… or get to the bottom of this or that.  Gather facts.  Me?  Well… I like to ascertain.  I like the way it sounds.

So… with that said… I always ask for feedback here.  I love it.  So here is a question for my farmer friends.  Which is it about corn?  Knee-High by the Fourth of July.  Or Elephant’s-Eye by the Fourth of July.  There seems to be a raging controversy about this.  Someone… get to the bottom of it.  Seriously.  I would love to know, farmer friends.  Or city friends…  or even foes.

And next.  Some things in life are incongruous.  Other things are simply curious.

Consider this.  I just read an article which stated that someone on Earth reports seeing a UFO every three minutes.  That is a lot.  Now… there is either some truth to the sightings… or…  or…  well…. I’m not sure… or WHAT it says about this world.

So.  Then.  What about the world of mollusks?

Next time you are squishing your teeth into Escargot… consider this.  I also just learned that snails breathe through their feet.  First of all… I didn’t know snails had feet.  I guess I’ve never really inspected then ends of a snail’s legs.  Which… I suppose the feet are located.    Which bring me to this.  If their noses on on their feet… where are their toes?  And does it hurt?

Now… this doesn’t hurt.  Tonight…. I got my all of my hairs cut.  I always wonder why people say…. they got a hair cut.  Like… just ONE?  Go all out…. cut ‘em all… I say!

And while we are on the topic.  Another thing that’s been on my mind… but NOT on my head… are Pony Tails.  Why, I ask you?  Most Pony Tails are kind of nasty looking. In reality.  So why call the hair on the back of you head that?  “Pull Backs” might be a better name.

And don’t EVEN get me started on Pig Tails.  Now…. I have NEVER seen anyone “wearing” Pig Tails…. that even remotely LOOK like pigtails.   Has any one ever really looked at a Pig’s Butt before it started naming people parts after it?  “Side Locks” or “Hair Wings” maybe.  Not Pig Butts on your head.

So.  Help me if you can.   I want to discover veracity behind all of this.  Or at least a concord.  Not the grape, not the plane… but a solidarity… or agreement.  We can do it.  You can help.

“Continuous effort – not strength or intelligence – is the key to unlocking our potential” –  Winston Churchill

“A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that’s unlocked and opens inwards; as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push.” –  Ludwig Wittgenstein