I sure do like to learn knew things. As such, I read a lot of articles. The problem is… I am a slow reader. Heck. I have to read things over and over again. I also get words and numbers mixed up. Part of this has been blamed on “Dyslexic Tendencies.”
But the article I read today stated that recent scientific evidence suggests there is no such thing as Dyslexia. (Source: The Dyslexia Debate, authored by Julian Elliott and Elena Grigorenko, is published by Cambridge University Press (2014).
It seems a lot of the population is diagnosed this way. But the determination is incorrect.
So now I am in a world of hurt about this.
You see… here are some things that now I am worried about.
I thought I had a really strong liking for COD. As it turns out… I am OCD.
My friends are raising cows, and they purchased a new STEER. All along, I thought they bought a bunch of TREES.
As a baby, I figured I would grow up to be a STARLET. Nope. I was just sitting around playing with RATTLES.
Traffic. Now there is a problem for me. I get beeped at a lot. I like to buy gifts for my “green thumb” friends. So every time I see one of those big red POTS signs… I speed right through. I just discovered I should have made a STOP.
More trouble in the shower. I have been shaving my TIPS for a lot of years. Now I find out.. I should have been shaving my PITS. Imagine the dismay.
Speaking of hair, I thought it would by snappy to grow a BEARD. Nope. The truth of it is… I simply had a strong love for BREAD.
I heard that taking afternoon NAPS is good for your health. But alas… I have been carrying around PANS during the midday hours.
Last year… I tried to attend a SEMINAR. Instead, I signed up for the MARINES.
In a parable I read a long time ago … they said those who are LAST shall be first. From that point on…. I have been eating loads of SALT to try to get ahead.
So my troubles… it seems.. cannot be blamed on Dyslexia.
To sum it all up… I thought maybe I would need a “mixed up” 12 STEP Program. Instead, I came home with 21 PETS.
Which leads me to this… I think there must be a power greater than ourselves…. at work in this universe. A GOD if you will. At the same time …. I believe in DOG.
What on EARTH could it be? I suppose I am glad it is all in my head.. and not my HEART.
And tonight’s photo: I tried to capture a RAG on a FENCE. And I did. (Looks like I am making progress.)
“Learn from the mistakes of others-you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” – John Luther
