Minding my own business, I was. Just skipping merrily through the woods, and singing. Singing a little. Then, from holy-smoking-out-of-nowhere, WHAP! Smacked on the back on the head by something. I glanced down, and saw an apple on the ground. I guess it could’ve been. I took a few quick clicks of the scene with my camera, and got the heck out of dodge, I’ll tell you. I had a critical case of the heebie-jeebies.

Now, I’m wondering.

This is out of the camera. Honest.