Today, it rained. At first, it just looked like Stormy Weather. There was a Heavy Cloud, No Rain. But in spite of that, the skies opened up and it was Rain, Rain, Rain. Wouldn’t you know it? The Raindrops Kept Falling On My Head. I couldn’t help myself, really. I started Singing in the Rain. There I was…… Out Standing in the Rain, so it was a fortuitous that it wasn’t Raining Men….. or even Cats and Dogs, for that matter. It slowed down to a mere drizzle, and I thought to myself, It Ain’t Gonna’ Rain, No More, No More. My pageant was just about to start, and there was NO way it was going to Rain On My Parade.

(You see, I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, once or twice.)