We have a swimming pool. The swimming pool has a cleaning-do-widgey that meanders its way around the bottom and sides of the pool. It does it all day, and all night, until we make it quit. All that aside, we also have two dogs. One of the dogs is named Maxine. Miss Max believes the pool-cleaning-robot is her arch-nemesis, her adversary, foe, and biggest enemy in life. This rivalry takes up a large part of Max’s day. Yet, she never slays the beast.

Did you see the size of that thing?

Altercation