There was this pod, you see, walking down the street. The pod wasn’t really watching where he was going. He had his mind on other things, like where was he going to get the money send the little pods off to college, and such. So pod, let’s call him Keith, was shuffling down the street, when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, falls a leaf. Let’s call the leaf, uhhhhhmmmmm, Timmy. So Timmy falls out of nowhere, like he’d been hanging in mid air from a tree or something, right on top of Keith!
Needless to say there was a HUGE collision. Keith went crashing into Timmy, and the two tumbled and tumbled, round and round, until finally they came to rest on a quiet dirt path. Stunned, and stammering, Keith says to Timmy: “You wanna’ know something?” “Sure,” says Timmy….. (to be continued).

