Frederick Alan McDougall was the inventor of the Ticket Booth.  In Jansen, Kansas.  1848.

Which brings me to this.

Tonight…. I don’t have a thing to say.  Nadda.

So I am issuing full refunds.  Rain Checks.  A week of Free Tickets for subscribers to Project 16,010.  And a sincere apology for my lack of inventiveness this evening.

You see… while I was finishing my last Mount Rushmore Ice Carving for the day… I got a phone call.  When I returned to the ice carving with my chain saw, I forgot to put my Sock Monkey Hat back on.  I was putting the final touches on Teddy’s Teeth, and Abe’s nose, when I realized.. NO Sock Monkey Hat.  But that time it was too late.  I had Brain Freeze.

So, as you see…. as a result  ….. … I don’t really have any funny stories to relay… or anything.

Hence.  The REFUND Ticket for you and you and you.

AND… if you are one of those bottom-dwelling, blood-sucking, sneaky-butts….. who read this thing for FREE every night….

DON’T think I don’t know WHO you are.  I can see you through the computer screen.  I can.  (You shouldn’t drink anything while you are right over your keyboard like that… by the way.)

“Lying just for the fun of it is either art or pathology.” – Mason Cooley