I have a really good friend who works for the Ohio Department of Transportation.  ODOT.  (Sidebar:  I think the acronym ODOT is one of the best ones ever.  I just like the way it sounds.  Oh Dot!)  Anyway.  He works for the them.

He called me last night.  He was very upset.  He cried and cried, but I finally got him to tell me what was wrong.

You see.

My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing.

But……

I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.

“Lots of people pray for a sign.  But do they ever really see them?” – Psychic Dory Belle