A friend of mine recently visited the Creation Museum.  I think it is somewhere near the Cincinnati Airport.  Now, I hadn’t heard much about it, prior to my friend’s visit.  But now that I’ve heard some details, I am really itching to go.

It appears that we don’t have dinosaurs anymore, because they missed the boat.  Not just one set, but every dang set of dinosaurs.  At least, that is what my friend discovered at the museum.

I have a theory on this.

You see… Noah and his wife… I think her name was Marge…. loved to cook.  So Noah and Marge decided to charge the animals in “spices” to get on the boat.  A big basket of spices, or herbs, would buy you a ticket.  So the rabbits brought Dill Weed, and the penguins paid in Tarragon.  The squirrels gathered Rosemary (not Clooney), the mongoose found lots of Parsley…. and on an on.

The dinosaurs were all over the place in trying to decide what to bring.  So, they settled on gathering a wide variety of spices to pay their way.

And when they showed up for the trip.. they had a bit of this spice, and a bit of that… almost enough to fill a basket.  But… But in the end… it appears they ran out of Thyme.

Yes.  That is how I think it happened.  And of course, dinosaurs can’t swim.

The old saying goes….. Variety is the spice of life.  But not so much… in this case.