People always write cutesy lessons they learned from their dogs… or their cats.
But really… they are full of practical tips.
No matter how cute you are… licking your butt in public is never a good idea.
If you break anything in the house… try hard to blame it on a cat.
It is fun to chase a squirrel. IT is SO much fun to chase a squirrel. It is fun to chase the squirrels.
If you chase your tail too long, you will get dizzy and fall down. The cat will laugh.
Don’t lick your butt in public. No matter how cute you are.
“If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.” – Roger Caras
Did both Max and Ollie take ballet when they were young? They have such good turn out…..and I learned early on, not to lick my butt in public. You can also blame broken things in the house on a younger sister.