
Do you ever have one of those days when you just stop in your tracks, shake your head back and forth, and say… “Well holy crap. Today must be “Bat Shit Crazy” Day… and I forgot to mark it on my calendar.
It is reminiscent of being square in the middle of “You’re on Candid Camera”… but the thing of it is… you are NOT on Candid Camera. The day lops along from one mishap to the next…. from obscure and unexplained phenomena dropping from the sky… an amalgam of mysteries and riddle….
Oh, you know. When you pass a woman in a building.. she lies down on the floor… and begins singing The National Anthem at the top of her lungs. What the heck? AM I supposed to go prone… cross my heart… and wait until she’s finished…OR….. do I stand and face the flag … or keep on walking … WHAT DO I DO?
There is no full moon tonight. Not even close. Explanation? Bat shit crazy, I’ll tell you.
Peter Jennings on the evening news announced… “And this just in. We have found out that the Pope had a pacemaker before he became Pope.”
Pete. This means WHAT to me? This means what to anyone, any where? Papal’s are prohibited from pacemakers implants? Say that 10 times fast. Holy City!
Today, some different friends also reported various information my way. Like….
A typical person in the United States uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day. Thanks for the update, Stan.
All the people in the Meijer Store act like they all have a miserable existence. Yup.
And here’s a good one…. Rogaine and Viagra were discovered by testing potential blood pressure medicines. Picture that test lab.
Yep. The the radio stations are full of static today… the world has gone Bat Shit Crazy.
All of the semi-truck drivers on I-70 decided to do a throwback tribute …… to the old 70s movie “Convoy”….
Just when I thought that nothing more could upset… or surprise me…. I find out…..
Advertising is a big deception.
Yep. There used to be a commercial on TV about pollution in the United States This was years and years ago. An Indian stood overlooking the beauty of the American landscape, only to witness the careless actions of today’s society… throwing all things polluted everywhere. The Crying Indian….. Iron Eyes Cody, in those famous anti-pollution TV commercials, was actually an Italian-American named Oscar DeCorti.
And… there’s no real cheese in Cheetos.
I’m telling you. It is all off kilter. The gravitational pull on the earth is terribly out of whack today. The second hand on the clock is jumping one second back and two forward, for every tick of the tock. The bear quit pooping in the woods….. and the fat lady lost the sheet music.
“The clumsiest person in the world can tackle a pony.” – My Fortune Cookie… tonight.