Many people haven’t been lucky enough to see an all-out Competitive Cow Race.

I love a good Cow Race… I’ll tell you that much right now.  Those Bovines sure are cut-throat when it comes to a fierce race.  And I mean fierce.

But after the race… they kick off their little track shoes… all four of them…. and hang out in the rotten corn field together.  They talk about the last lap.  They recount the good old times in the barn yard… when they were just a little faster.  A little stronger.   They lament the fact that they’ve lost a step.  That the old udders are hanging a little lower these days.  They tell “Got Milk” jokes.  And laugh, and laugh. And laaaauuuuuggghhhhhh.

It just doesn’t get any better than this.

“One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.” – J. Billings

“Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.” – Charles Chaplin