Monkey Theorems…

100th Monkey Phenomenon.  The Monkey Theory of Evolution.  Infinite Monkey Theorem.

Who knew there were so many Monkey Principles and Projections?  I have a few proposals of my own:

“The Monkey Business Principle.”  “Seven Habits of Highly Effective Monkeys.”  “How to Win Friends & Influence People with Monkeys.”  “Eat, Pray, Monkey.”

….and my favorite:  “The Sound of One Monkey Clapping.”

P.S.  I will work for bananas….. or maybe I am bananas….. or ……

3 thoughts on “Monkey Theorems…

  1. Juj: Dear Speck,
    We must live long and prosper.Hear me?
    p.s. You definitely ism.

    Prosper. Live long. Got it.

    I definitely “ism”? Is this code for something, or am I supposed to say
    “You definitely ism” back to you? I need the 101st monkey right now to help me with these things…. then I could get “it”!!!

  2. Lea Ann posted this comment on Facebook. So dang funny, I had to copy it here……

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    ‎”Eat, Pray, Monkey” sounds good. I’ll have to check it out, Polly. I have a little experience in Monkey Theorems, myself. I would suggest you read “Breakfast of Chimpions”, “Saving Primate Ryan”, “Any Gibbon Sunday” or anything put out by Simian and Schuster.

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