To heck with you anyhow.  I’ve been waiting by the dang door for an hour now.  Had to pee, had to pee.  Why do you humans think we dogs can hold our bladders for hours on end?  Do I look like like a camel?  Do you see a hump?  No sirrrreeeee.   The only humping I do is…. WELL, never mind THAT…..   ANYHOW….. back to the subject at hand.  Your human misconceptions.

We are not saints.  You humans forget that sometimes.  Calling us things like St. Bernards, and Shepherds, and Cavalier Kings,  and such.  We are dogs, with dog bladders, just like dog you.  I KNOW how our species is spelled backward.  It makes no difference.  We still have to e-e-p.

Taking myself for my own dog-gone walk.  No pun intended.  I can make it on my own.