There are certain phrases in life that I don’t get….. just a few examples, here.

Don’t cry over spilled milk. Who would, really?  I guess maybe Farmer Joe if he’d been out milking all morning.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. I, personally, think the two in the bush are probably much more valuable.  Clearly, they are smarter.

Four corners of the earth. C’mon.  Even George “W” knows there are seven corners of the earth.  (I think that’s what he said, didn’t he?)

Here’s one that really bugs me… and this one is R-Rated.

!%u@&c#!!  you and the horse you rode in on. Oh for crying out loud.  What the heck does the horse have to do with the price of tea in China? Dang it.  There’s another ONE………….

Well… now I’m just splitting feathers…..  DOH!  I did it again.  Okay.  Okay. I’m starting to scare the living daylights out of myself.   Arrggghhhhhhh…….