Just when you thought it was safe to be….let’s say….a Taurus like myself. I’ve been a dang Taurus since the day I was born…. and…… as they say about Taurus’ in general… “I am influenced by my surroundings, and become morbid and morose when trying to live under uncongenial conditions….too easily misled by my emotions, sensations, or affections….. often appear ignorant and willfully obstinate to others.” Dag nab. With that sort of arresting description, who wouldn’t LOVE being a Taurus?
But now the rules have changed. An Astronomer (Parke Kunkle)… says there has been some sort of shift in the planets, or stars, or maybe the folks at astrology.com smoked some weed at lunch, and came back with a “sparkly” new idea to sell more subscriptions. Whatever the case, I am now married to an “Ophiuchus”….. whatever the heck that is. This seems like an uncongenial condition to me. I just better go skulk off to some corner, and become morbid and morose, before I turn into an Aries.
Here’s your wires, all crossed up:
Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 – May 13
Taurus: May 13 – June 21
Gemini: June 21 – July 20
Cancer: July 20 – Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 – Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 – Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 – Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 – Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 – Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 – Jan. 20