Who knew, really.  Goat Meetings. We have ’em here in Preble County.  I’ve been here 20 some years, and today was my first, up, close and personal exposure to a Goat Meeting.  Apparently, they meet pretty dang early in the day.  Only on Sundays, and the last Wednesday of each month, as it turns out.

We went out walking at first light this morning, and I came upon the GPCGGS Meeting.  (Greater Preble County Girly Goat Society).  The Chair….  ChairGoat (I guess is the politically correct term) at this meeting was Clarice.  I walked over to the fence, to shoot some photos, and honest-to-goodness, I had NO IDEA I was interrupting a MEETING.  So Clarice swaggers over and says….

“I baaahhhhhhhh-eg your pardon miss.  Baaaaahhhhh-ut you will have to put that camera away and baaaaaahhhhh-eeeee moving along…..”

Hell, she was very nice to me, as goats go.  Even smiled at me.  AND…. Who the heck knew goats have such nice teeth? It is like she uses Crest Whitening Strips, or something.  At any rate, I acknowledged her request, and got on my merry way.  I’m not exactly sure what all they do at their meetings, but as I was edging away from the fence, I heard them say something about a Jar-Jar Binks Fan Club…. and dental hygiene.

Who doesn’t love Jar-Jar and the way that Binks speaks?  “Yoosa should follow me now, okeeday?”