On today’s date, in the year 1988, Indiana Senator Dan Quayle was nominated as George H.W. Bush’s running mate during the Republican National Convention in New Orleans.

There are hundreds of Quayle quotes.  Here are 7 good ones…..  Don’t drink milk while reading these.  You’ll spew it out your nose, it will get all over your keyboard and I just can’t be held responsible for that….

So, in no particular order:

“I have made good judgements in the Past.I have made good judgements in the Future.”

“I am not part of the problem.  I am a Republican.”

“People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.”

“Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.”

“We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.”

“I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.”

(  ….and maybe he’s smarter than we think?????………..  )

“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.”

"Our little solar system. Enter with care."