This mister, mister, sits on King Street, most of the day, every day.

I think if you gave this guy a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.

You can tell by his dress, that he loves nature, in spite of what it did to him.

=======*Oh, don’t go.  One more yuk.*=======

A ventriloquist comes onto the stage with his dummy and starts his act. One bit requires his dummy to tell Dumb-Blonde Jokes. After a few jokes, an angry blonde woman finally stands up and starts speaking her mind.

“I have had it with the stereotyping of all blondes being stupid!” the woman yells, and she continues ranting on about this.

Finally, the ventriloquist says, “Sorry ma’am …”

The woman cuts him off by saying, “You stay out of this. I’m talkin’ to the dummy.”

Always the last to laugh.