“Bob?”

“What is it Earl?”

“Do you think these plants make my butt look big Bob?  Tell me the truth.”

“Earl, for the one millionth time….. NO…..  these plants DO NOT make your butt look big.  There are NO plants in our pot.  We’ve been without plants all winter.”

“Thanks Bob. I can believe you, because, YOU my friend, are always so stone-faced when you talk to me.  I know you wouldn’t lie to me.”

………”Uh……”

….. …….  “Bob?”…….  “Hey Bob?”…..

“What is it Earl?”

“Do you think these cobwebs make me look older or younger?”

“Geez oh geez….for crying out loud EARL.  For the one millionth time… somehow… they make you look younger! By half a century, at least. Holy crap!”

“Oh thanks Bob.  What a pal, what a pal.  I feel closer to you than anyone else in the whole world.”

“……… Yeah. Me too Earl.  Me too.”

“Love is when two people know everything about eachother and are still friends.”
– B. Metzmen