Someone mentioned to me this morning, that our little chats here were more fun than reading the daily horoscope.  With that said…. I’d like to give this horoscope-writing-thing a try.  So here it goes….

Today is March 2nd.  You’ll probably be reading this on March 3rd, but hopefully the planets won’t shift too dang much between now and then.

Your day will be filled from start to finish.  Expect surprises late in the afternoon, although, the stars may catch you off-guard early, and then you would be truly confounded.  Mars is currently in Jupiter’s House (illegally, I might add)…… which means you should eat an early dinner in a restaurant.  Now may be the time to volunteer.  Raise your hand.   But take a long walk before you do.  And don’t be tempted to start a newspaper article, gosh darn it.  This would be hasty on your part.  As Venus jockeys for position, remember to brush three times before the cock crows.  It pays to floss.  Resist the temptation to order the Veal.  Planting a nice garden should take precedence over emptying the trash.  Unless, of course, you change your mind, and go to the dance instead.  Be happy with your good taste.  It will pay off in the long run.

No Uranus jokes.

I like Pluto better than Goofy.

Let’s face it.  I can’t carry a Neptune in a bucket.