If veggies were gladiators… who would win in the respective matchups?  Welcome to the VWF…. The Vegetable Wrestling Federation.

It is a lot to consider really…  Let’s start with a difficult battle.  Perhaps we should examine…. let’s say….

The Carrot vs. The Pea – This would most likely be one heck of a match-up, but ultimately, I think The Pea would win.  In terms of Classical Literature, that little pea caused quite a difficulty for the Princess with the gazillion mattresses.  Carrot. Zilch.

And… The Beet vs. The Potato.  Both root vegetables.  You’d think this would be a tight competition, but not even close.  The ol’ couch potato didn’t get its name from being a go-getter.    And think about the name of of the beet itself, for crying out loud.  That’s what it does. Beet.  The fact that it is blood red is also an intimidating factor for any opponent.

The Orange vs. The Apple…. hmmm…. sorry I brought this one up. Fruits… not Veggies….. AND…..  Everyone knows you can’t compare apples and oranges.

Celery vs. Onion.  Winner:  The Tear-Jerking Onion.  Much more robust… and of course, can make even the greatest warrior be reduced to tears.

Iceberg Lettuce vs. Anything   – “IL” The Super Hero and Main Attraction of the Night.  It always wins no matter what.  If the iceberg could bring down the Titanic… well……. what the heck could a Brussel Sprout do?  Lettuce Prey.