Today…. I received a birthday present. Imagine my surprise.
First and foremost… I LOVE a present… birthday or otherwise. I am funny that way. I think it is the kid in me… but I still get giddy like an eight-year-old when I get a gift.
Secondly… it is not even my birthday! Not for more than a month. So whammo, jammo. This one caught me from right out of the blue.
And lastly… this one came ALL the WAY from the great state of Texas.
Now, I don’t know if it is from THE George W. or not… but the card read…
To Polly,
Happy Birthday. I hope it is nuklar… nukeyular… nukeyarler. I hope it is a BLAST. I know you are a big fan… so I sent you one of my favorite t-shirts.
Sincerely,
Your pal,
George W.
HA! Now how rocking is that??? I will wear it every time I put on my Jeb Bush “Hanging Chad” necktie. You betcha’ ya’. Styling, I will be. Now I have 2 things Bush!
And as the old saying goes. “Two Bushes in the hand is worth one in the bird.” Or does it go …. “Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”
Well… I don’t know…. but I sure do like a good gift. Thanks W. or J. or C. or B. or K. or… or….. whoever YOU are. I love it.

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