Kevin was the fastest Snail in the Snail Racing Circuit.  He was like greased lightning… as far as gastropod molluscs were concerned.  The other Snails didn’t like him.   Not one bit.   They called him a Big Slug behind his back.

For years, he drove BMWs.  But one year…. Kevin bought a new auto…. with an S-Series Engine.  From that point on…. he never lost a race again.  Every time he would compete… the fans would cheer in the stands ….

“Woooooweeeeee.  Look at that S-Car Go!”

Okay.  Not so funny.  Let me try again…..

A snail walks into a bank to make a deposit. Then a turtle comes in and robs the bank.  A turtle!!

Afterward, the police are interviewing the snail and asks him to recount what had happened

To which……

the snail says….  “I don’t know, it all happened so fast!”

And there you have it.  Time is Relative.

As Albert Einstein once said….

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.”