Things to learn, from places you may…. or may not… have visited…

Catholic Grade School Lesson:
If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

From the Slammer, the Deep Freeze, the Lock-Up:
A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

From the Corporate Office:
The shareholders of a compass manufacturer were concerned that the company wasn’t heading in the right direction.

And finally, from the Circus:
The magician can get so mad…… he might just pull his hare out.

“Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.” – Plato

“I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Be happy. It’s one way of being wise.” – Sidonie Gabrielle