I am tired and spent tonight.  A long day of flying and traveling.  And there is nothing… in this little brain of mine.  As hard as I’ve tried.  So tonight…. a very short story.

“My darling King…” the Queen said to Richard.  “Your Royal Lovehandles!  That is way too much bread for you to eat in one sitting.  Who the heck do you think you are?  The Earl of Sandwich?”

To which the king responded… “The Kingdom is in trouble my dear Queen.  We are nearly bankrupt.  So, you see.  I WILL eat all this bread……  Yes, because ….  I really knead the dough”.”

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“He who talks more is sooner exhausted.”  -Lao Tzu