This is a bird.

A bird on a branch.

Well…. no.   I say now, this is a fake bird on a fake branch.

The fact of the matter is… you may say that is a bird.  But no…. NO… not really.  Not while you were bird watching… no.

You see, while YOU were bird watching, you turned this bird into a meal for a whole bunch of non-working lazy cats.

Excuse me.  If I may just make my point here…. if you will…

If I were bird watching, I would certainly take this no good bird… and change it… over night…. in to a golden eagle.  A golden eagle for EVERYONE.  Everywhere.

Ahhh…. but YOU just said this was a pair of tweezers… in a feather duster.  Now which is it?

Wait just a minute.  Not so fast.  I am saying this is a good source of income for seed maker and suppliers.  In Ohio.  So while I say this is a bird on a branch, it will also create seed-making-jobs.  But not in China.

And that.  THAT…… …. ……

is……

Politics.