There are things in the world that are old and decrepit. Time has a way of doing that to things.

Which brings me to this. I just read in a journal that “No scientific experiment has ever been done (or could be done) to prove that time exists.” Now… this needs some “splainin'” to me. I guess time is relevant…. just like Al said.

So on to some lighter thoughts. Funny thoughts.

The inventor of “Best Before” dates— originally for milk—was Al Capone’s brother Ralph.  Stick ’em up.

Humans  have been hunter-gatherers  for 99% of their history.  Me hunter and gatherer.  At the supermarket.

Now for a commercial. Worldwide sales of cocaine earn more than Microsoft, McDonald’s, and Kellogg’s combined.

And if that was not enough….. The first advertising jingles were written down in newspapers. Written Jingles. The readers were expected to sing them themselves.
Okay…. now from the news desk.

More than 7,000 Americans die each year and 1,500,000 are injured as a result of doctors’ bad handwriting. Personally, I think penmanship should be a prerequisite for these dudes.

Let’s just hope you don’t end up in the hospital for using Tide. You see… In 1999, more than 3,000 people were hospitalized after tripping over a laundry basket.

So… I guess you won’t be surprised when I tell you this. Humans have the same number of hair follicles as chimpanzees.

And last but not least…. George W. Bush named The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle as his favorite childhood book. It was published when he was 23 years old.

Which brings me to this. I guess time really is relative.

“What then is time? If no one asks me, I know what it is. If I wish to explain it to him who asks, I do not know.” – Saint Augustine