Today we gave thanks to all of those who are dear to us.

And speaking of deer, dear.
Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are a $1.39….. and deer nuts are under a buck.

Q: Why do male deer need braces?
A: Because they have buck teeth!

The Deer Hunters

Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something … but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground.” After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it. A little while later one hunter said to the other, “You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!” “Yeah, but we’re getting farther from the truck,” the other added.

Q:  Do you know why deer hate “Deer Jokes”?
A:  Because most “Deer Jokes” aren’t very funny.

So.  Instead.  Today…. go HUG a DEAR.