Something happened here.

What it was…… I will never know for sure.  But there is no doubt in my mind, that the incident involved a guy wearing a hat.

I mean.  It just LOOKS like something bad happened here.  And 90 percent of the time… I’ll bet  you…. some guy wearing a hat had something to do with it.

Take that fellow….. The Cat in the Hat.  Trouble.  Yep, trouble, everywhere that guy goes.

The laundry list is long.

Jesse James.  Cowboy Hat.
Atilla the Hun.  Big furry hat.
Hernan Cortes.  Dapper Hat.
Wicked Witch of the West.  Black Pointy Hat.

That Waldo Guy… the one everyone is looking for….

You guessed it.  Hat.

They are looking for him for a reason, you know.
He may have even been the cause of the destruction in this photo.   Who knows.  It could have  been the cat.

I could go on and on about this theory.  Take the Kentucky Derby for instance. Debauchery.  Gambling.  Drinking…. and OH my goodness gracious….look at the hats.

My advice to you.

Save the World.  Let your cranium breathe.  Keep your noodle…  undeniably… hat-free.

“Any man can lose his hat in a fairy-wind” – Old Irish Proverb