The Cheetah might win.

 

Dandy Lion

The things that you know… or may not know… can change at any moment …..

Seashell fossils have been found high in the Himalayan mountains.  This fact suggests that the land was once underwater.  I sell seashells by the seashore…. and the mountain top.

The sailfish (the fastest swimming fish, which has been clocked at 68 mph) is faster than the cheetah (the fastest land animal, clocked at 62 mph).  Put your money on the fish.

The urine of patients with diabetes tastes sweet because the extra sugar in a diabetic’s bloodstream overwhelms the kidney’s ability to reabsorb it.  I do not know this from actual experience.  I am not sure who did the tasting.

It’s not widely publicized, but Mr. Clean has a first name: “Veritably.”   I love Mr. Clean.  Every dang thing about him.

While many think Hydrox cookies were an Oreo knock-off, those good ol’ Hydrox cookies actually came first. They were first made in 1908, four years before the Oreo. Dip that twice in your milk.

Black-eyed peas aren’t peas, but beans. And coffee beans aren’t beans, but seeds.  Cashews are not nuts.  They too are seeds.  Who the hell is naming this stuff?

Albert Einstein never learned how to drive. He knew that an object in motion, tends to stay in motion.  Relatively speaking.

And that is the way of the world.  It may surprise you.  It may not.  And all of that…. is subject to change.

Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are. – Bertolt Brecht

Never believe that a few caring people can’t change the world. For, indeed, that’s all who ever have. – Margaret Mead

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