A bird and a cow are sitting in a barn yard.

The cow, turns to the bird and says…. “Why do you keep stealing pieces of hay from my food bin?”
The bird, turns back to the cow and says….”Why do YOU keep stealing big chomps of hay from my nest building supplies?”

The cow looks back at the bird….”Egg Layer.”
And the bird returns…. “Cheeseburger.”

And that my friends, is how the Epic Barnyard War of 1984 began.

“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.” – Friedrich Nietzsche