Larry had spent his entire life inside the canister with the rest of the Wet Wipes. What a miserable existence.  It was cramped, dark, damp, and smelled of Mr. Clean’s Lemon Tree.

But then the day came.  Salvation Day.

Larry looked up and saw the light.

Suddenly he felt a swirl of motion…. and out he popped.  Through the top of the plastic X.

And now…. NOW… he was on the outside.

Things were absolutely chaotic…. completely frantic outside.  It was calamity, tribulation, hysteria, and frenzy.  Yes… it looked as if someone had spilled their milk.

But now it was HIS TURN.  Larry got right to it… and saved the day.  Yes.  He came to the rescue… swooping down and cleaning up the whole, big, blessed mess.

Hoorrrrrray for Larry.  Hip. Hip.   Hooray.

“When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.” – Gracie Allen

“Ain’t no man can avoid being born average, but there ain’t no man got to be common.” – Satchel Paige