Little Faubus McPherson the Mouse had a lot to look forward to.  He had just planned the vacation of a mouse lifetime.

First, he would visit Greece.  This, the country with the highest cheese consumption in the world per capita.  Having never tried Feta….. Faubus KNEW THIS would be big.

Next to Egypt.  Remains of cheese has been found in Egyptian tombs over 4000 years old.  And THIS…. he had to see.

Finally… off to the Viederhaasen Farm in Sweden.  They make Moose Cheese there.

Twenty minutes before he was scheduled to drive to the airport.. McPherson got a call from his doctor.  Apparently, little Faubus was Lactose Intolerant.

Oh Fiddle-Dee-Cheese-Sticks…. … was not the best news.  Be that what it may,  Faubus was determined.  So he stopped by the pharmacy for a healthy supply of Lactaid.   And… and……  off …. he flew.

“There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.” – Beverly Sills