Okay….. it is always best to take a good look at the details here…..
How about if we consider the facts.

1. You will eat six elephants.
2. You should ride an airplane, not a donkey.
3.  Your brain may not  be what you think.
4. Mothers.  Be glad you weren’t an elephant.
5. Dentists.  You could make a million from sharks.
6. Your yard is full of nuts.
7. Walt put the ban on gum.
8. Mollusks are everywhere, and yet….
9 The IRS will come looking for you… even after the bomb.
10. Shower.  Like everyone else.

Now that all that is out of the way….
I better clarify.
1. A person eats around 60,000 pounds worth of food during his or her lifetime…. which adds up to be the equivalent of six elephants.  Trunks and all.
2. More people are killed from donkeys in a year than planes.  I don’t know how this happens… but it is true.  Angry donkeys?  Clumsy donkey riders?  I just can’t figure.
3. Human brains are estimated to be 70% to 75% water.  Now… with good cause….. you can call me bubble brain.  Really.
4. With mammals, no animal has a longer pregnancy term than that of the African Elephant.  This has been documented at an average of 22 months.   Elephants also have these huge ankles during pregnancy.  Oh wait.  They always have huge ankles.
5. Some sharks lose over 30,000 teeth in a lifetime.  I think brushing and proper flossing would help them immensely.
6. Squirrels forget where about 50% of the nuts they’ve hidden are.  This sucks for the squirrel.
7. Disneyland does not sell chewing gum.  Walt Disney did not want guests inconvenienced by stepping on gum purchased in the park.  I think he had a fear of Gumshoes.
8. Mollusks are the second largest phylum in the world.  More than 100,000 different species.  Some don’t have a head.
9. In the United States, the Internal Revenue Service has an employees handbook for the collections division unit. That is really no surprise.  But… this… THIS… kind of bites.  You see, in that stinking handbook…. are instructions which guide employees on how to collect taxes after a nuclear war.  Don’t answer your door during the End of Days.  Seriously.
10. Most people shower the same way…. from the top down.  75% of the population begin washing in the head area and finish up down around the ankles.  Squeaky clean.

“There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the later ignorance” – Hippocrates