Yeah.  If I were a snail, I would take things slow.

I could learn a thing or two from snails… and turtles… and elephants.

Any plodding creature would do, truth be told.

They move deliberately and… from the looks of it… with a certain conviction.  Like they are committed to the act of moving forward.

Now me.  I’m all over the place.  Always moving too fast and running in to things.

Yep.  I could learn from a snail.

Which reminds me of a news story I recently heard.

A snail walks into a bank to make a deposit. Then a turtle comes in and robs the bank.

Afterward, the police are interviewing the snail and asks him to recount what had happened, The snail says, “I don’t know, it all happened so fast!”